I can come to you, you can come to me, we use as much natural light as possible, and I promise it'll be fun and easy.  And yes, I can also recommend an awesome make-up artist who's reasonable. 

Rates: $850 flat fee (plus travel expenses, if I come to you — parking plus $100 extra in roundtrip travel time, if you are local) for the shoot itself, for an online gallery of images, and for one retouched headshot. Each additional retouched portrait will cost an additional $75 per image.